Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.

Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.

by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010

Cabbagery

The art of throwing a head of cabbage at an unsuspecting victim, and taunting them with a phrase befitting to the occurrence of being cabbaged.

He had studied for years in the arts of cabbagery, tonight was the night, he flung his cabbage out the door of his moving vehicle at an unsuspecting bystander, knocking him down. He yelled as he exited the scene of the crime, "Enjoy the coleslaw!"

by Cabbage4lyfe January 22, 2014

cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.

Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 6, 2016

Cabbage Diarrhea

A person who is high 24/7 and plays ROBLOX. Flamingo is the best ROBLOX youtuber he quotes.

Hey Cabbage Diarrhea, can I copy your homework?

by Cabbage Diarrhea December 11, 2019

Cabbage factory

A descriptive word of a right sassy northern

That Sami is a right cabbage factory !

by Gazzer678 April 16, 2020

Cabbage patch fever

The uncontrollable urge to shave one's eyebrows

"What happened to Tom"

"He got cabbage patch fever during quarentine"

by Fuck you kani April 18, 2020