Credit Carded

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.

Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!

by pleasedont July 14, 2009

Credit carding

A sexual position in which a male lays on his stomach and the female straddles the males' butt and then slides her vagina lips up and down the inside of his buttcrack

Tina and Harry are into some weird stuff in bed. I heard they got caught credit carding the other night.

by Projectz October 10, 2016

credit cardio

Giving your credit card a workout, by shopping for a lot of clothes or shoes

Some serious credit cardio was had at our Westfield Sydney shopping night

Australian Grazia magazine, April 18 2011

by kate6922 April 8, 2012

credit carding it

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.

Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.

by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015

Credit_card12

That one youtuber only 49 people care about

P1: Hey have you heard of Credit_card12
P2 WHAT THE HECK who dat

by anonymous May 13, 2021

Credit Carder

Putting body wash in your hand and using your hand to clean the inside of your ass cheeks.

Not using a wash cloth or loofa to clean the inside of your ass cheeks like a fucking monster = Credit Carder

by Dectonic June 4, 2021

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025