by Day Tripper. August 26, 2022
Get the Pinkeye by proxy mug.When a medium to ugly guy is in a committed relationship with a beautiful or successful woman, and a woman of lesser standing or beauty attempts/successfully homewrecks that relationship because she thinks if she’s with him it’ll mean she is also beautiful or successful.
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When Adam Levine cheated on his wife with Sumner Stroh, and she immediately went to tik tok leading with the fact his wife was a Victoria secret model. Hoping that intern that meant she was just as beautiful as a super model.
Hannah thought that by sleeping with the prom queen’s boyfriend she would receive value by proxy.
When Adam Levine cheated on his wife with Sumner Stroh, and she immediately went to tik tok leading with the fact his wife was a Victoria secret model. Hoping that intern that meant she was just as beautiful as a super model.
Hannah thought that by sleeping with the prom queen’s boyfriend she would receive value by proxy.
by Slimey_Space September 22, 2022
Get the value by proxy mug.Proxy Selling is basically where, given the circumstances let's say you have a friend that has a big business enterprise online and you have a rolex that you're trying to sell , You have received some offers but unfortunately these offers aren't high enough or don't stick? You now let your friend "PROXY SELL" your rolex, Proxy Sellers usually demand a certain cut or something in exchange if the product they have "proxy sold" sucess fully.
Hey noah can you proxy sell my fortnite account? kinda in the need of some money for this upcoming party!
by noah2.5 March 22, 2022
Get the Proxy Sell mug.A phenomenon in which if you watch a person (whether it be a vlogger, an actor, or an influencer) talk openly about their sexual desires with an especially salacious attitude, you start thinking about the object person of your affections/desires. while pondering that, you realize just how much you thirst for that person. As a result, while continuing to watch the content creator speak expressively about their "horniness," you lust after the object of your affections, which subconsciously causes you to be horny for that content creator BY PROXY. this can result in you: "missing sexual intercourse, i.e., missing d**k or p***y, wanting to eat someone out, etc.," or "getting the urge to pleasure oneself."
This is a shortened version of the phrase "horny for someone by proxy."
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This is a shortened version of the phrase "horny for someone by proxy."
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I was watching this vlogger talk about how much he misses having sex, and that made me think about how much I miss my bf's phallic object. I got so horny by proxy for him.
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by SkodwardeTentacles March 5, 2022
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Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024
Get the Cat Clause By Proxy mug.Agunahausen-by-Proxy, also referred to as Factitious Agunahood Imposed Knavishly on Another (FAIKA), is a mental health disorder in which a mother presents her daughter as an "Agunah" to her friends, family and community. The behaviour is generally motivated by a mother-in-law seeking to vilify her son-in-law, elicit sympathy and attention and to generate revenue through crownfunding and community charities
I was redt to a girl who seemed nice, but I did some research and found out her mother has Agunahausen-by-Proxy, and I'm not getting into a shvigger matzav like that
by urbanpromos January 1, 2025
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