by I_AM_THE_CLIT_COMMANDER May 17, 2007
by JP408 June 07, 2007
Ex: "Look at those two chicks hold'n hands and shit... I'll bet their a couple of Doughnut Bumpers."
by Nyneduce May 11, 2006
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A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.
Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.
Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.
by 6:47 AM November 20, 2005
A Junk bumper in that line of fat and stomach mass that is either partially above, or completely covers the entire genital region of a man or woman. While it is similar to a pooch, it is in fact lower and much more intrusive and often gets in the way during sex, sitting on a chair or when peeing (especially for men who may have to lift it out of the way).
People with large junk bumpers are often times seen sitting on either 40% of a chair, or with their legs spread wide as they can no longer connect at the knees.
Derives from "Junk", term for genitals and "Bumper", the force/shock absorber on most cars.
People with large junk bumpers are often times seen sitting on either 40% of a chair, or with their legs spread wide as they can no longer connect at the knees.
Derives from "Junk", term for genitals and "Bumper", the force/shock absorber on most cars.
Man, did you see how roger had to move his junk bumper out of the way before took a leak?
Her junk bumper is so big that it actually presses her underwear up so close to her pants that I could see the design underneath
Once I finally got her in bed, her junk bumper just pancaked to the point where I was chowing belly button instead of box.
Her junk bumper is so big that it actually presses her underwear up so close to her pants that I could see the design underneath
Once I finally got her in bed, her junk bumper just pancaked to the point where I was chowing belly button instead of box.
by rgv_rss April 18, 2007