artificially busy

1. Feeling like you have been extremely busy and you have no time for anything fun any more but never accomplishing anything.

2. A person who says that they cant do anything with you because they are busy but they dont actually have anything to do.

Person 1: "man i have been so busy but i have just watched tv all day"

Person 2: "Oh thats just an artificially busy day"

Or
Person 1: "Hey do you want to go to the movies later?"
Person 2: "No thanks man Ive got stuff to do"
Person 3: "No you dont, youre just artificially busy"
Person 1: "Dude, thats lame!"

by Jessy-ka October 6, 2005

Bussy

The male asshole, usually referred to in memes, also used by homosexuals that are interested in another man
(Most commonly recognized by the femboy community)

Kintetic Man-I need a few sticks of pancakes and a lot of syrup.
Disguised femboy-we don’t have syrup, it was deemed cultural appropriation for the Canadians
K.M.- I told you it was only a matter of time the liberals came for our pancakes.
D.F.- well since we don’t have syrup, you can have something else that’s hot and sticky

K.M.- HOLD UP
D.F.- Yiu can have my eggs and sauage
K.M.- WAIT A MINUTE
D.F.- Or we can go to the back room and you can scramble my BUSSY.
K.M.-GET OUTTA MY WAY SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT......WHERES THE GOTH GIRLS
D.F.-you actually fell for it, there where never any goths here..(*takes clothes off).. or girls..(chuckles)
K.M.- Eh, I’m not leaving empty handed so I might as well get the; eggs and sausage with a side of homemade ranch, and a scrambled BUSSY.
Femboy- wat... you weren’t supposed to be into it, I-I was being ironic when I told you to DEMOLISH my BUSSY...it was a joke bro..
K.M.- Well, jokes on you, IM INTO IT!!!
F.B.- ~Whimpers a lot~

by Dumbassideasbutfunnyas_shit April 15, 2021

artificially busy

When one puts on the illusion of having legitimate activities to do when in reality they're just trying to avoid you for some unexplicable reason. Uses such excuses as, "I can't talk now, I gotta study for my 5000954543098534 tests" or "Sorry but I can't chill with you anymore today because I have 4343290^7 appointments to go to." Extremely annoying, not very clever and the only person that these people fool are themselves.

Me: *dials number* Hey baby!
Boyfriend: Hey I gotta run because I have to go clean the house all day! *click*
Me: Damn it, hes artificially busy again, must be with that bitch Shaneese

by EXPLIZIT October 10, 2005

busy bottom

A hypersexual gay bottom

Oh that Sammy! He's such a busy bottom. Already had three tops and its only Tuesday.

by azbankr October 22, 2015

Busy

The disease of the 21st century that causes stress, insomnia, and cancer; or the appearance of being so to remain on the payroll.

Busy Singaporeans are like rush-ians, who’re perpetually at war against time.

by Fasters March 9, 2023

pseudo-busy

v.The act of not being very busy, but being busy enough to not accomplish something.

Wife: Did you take out the trash yet?
Husband: No, I've been pseudo-busy.
Wife: Doing What?
Husband: Work and trying to ignore you.
Wife: Oh okay...What was that last part?
Husband: Ohhh nothing, I'll go take out the trash now.

by 5|_|93R_1337 June 11, 2010

busy

Attempting to seem important, and not being shy about it.

I'm so busy that I can't keep up with all my phone calls and emails! I am so important.

by . March 11, 2003