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WE DON TTALK ABOUT BRUNONONOO WE DONMT TAKJ ABOUT BRUNOO BUT IT WAS MY WEDDING DAY {OUR WEEDdiNG DYA} AND THERE WASJT A CLOUD IN THE SKY NOOOOCLIUD ALOOWED IN THE SKY BRUUNO WALKS IN WITH A MISCIVIOS GRI N THUNHDERRRRR U TELLIUNG THE STORY OR AM I IM SOTYR MY VIDA GO ONNN BRUNMO SAYS IT LOOKS LIE RAIN WHY DID HE TELL EHEHR BY DOING SO HE FLOOD MY BRAIN ABUELA GETS THE UN<BRELLAAAAAA MARried in a HUEEICAN WHAT A JOUYS DAY BUT ANYWAYYYYOOO hey gre to ive in fear of bruno stuttering or stumbling i cn always hear himsorta mutering and mumbling i associate him with the sound of falling sand dun dun dun its a heavy lift wuitg a gidt so humbing always left abuela and the family fumbling grappling with priphecies they wpoudnt undertsna d doyou understand???? SEVEN FPOT FRAME RTAS ALONG HIS BACK WHEN HE CALLLS UR NAME IT ALL FADES TO BLACK YEAH HE SEES YOUR DREAM AND S FEAST ON UR SCREAMMS WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNOONO WE DONT TAK ABOTU BRYNOOOOOO HE TOLD ME MY FISH WOULD DIE THE NEXT DAY DEAD OHH NOO HE TOLD ME ID GROW A GUT AND JUST LIKE HE SAIS HE SAID THAT ALL MY HAIR WHO DISSAPEAR NOW LOOK AYT MYT HEADDDDD YOU RFATE IS ESEAL WHEN UR PROPHECY SI READDDD he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and some dat be jmineneee he told me that my power would grow like the grapes that theive onthe vine OJE MARIANOS ON HIS WAY he to ld me that the nabn of my drea ms would be just out of rach,,,,,, betroherc to anotherrrrrr iys lke i hear him aHEY SIS its like i hear I WANT him
bruno a hot man
by pixieplaysmc April 18, 2022
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Brunoed

The act of seeing Mr. Bruno and/or having something unfortunate happen to you.
Hey I just got Brunoed and my money got stolen.
by BrunoStan5178 October 28, 2021
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Bruno

Why. why do you want to talk baout him SO BAD??
seven foot frame rats along his back~

WE DON'T TALK ABOYT BRUNO, NO NO NO
by AugustTheHornyInventor February 2, 2022
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Bruno

A little ass face who thinks he owns the world. Not to be confused with a timothy. Bruno walks around with his mouth hanging open and likes to call people "gay fucks," even though we all know he was cuddling with martin. Thinks he's hot, but in reality he is really short, like, 4 foot 3
Guy 1: "you are such a gay fuck"
Guy 2: "stop being such a Bruno"
by Opposum123456789 July 2, 2019
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Bruno

The act of going through the motions of sex while fully clothed. This is typically done by Christians who want to save themselves for marriage.
“Have you had sex before?”
“No, we don’t want to sin, so we just do bruno.”
by I Make Girls Queef April 9, 2022
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Bruno

A very Sexy man that everyone loves.
Omg is that bruno? i would love to date him!
by Escaladelover February 22, 2022
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Bruno

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno... but
It was my wedding day
It was our wedding day
We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
No clouds allowed in the sky
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-
Thunder!
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on
Bruno says, "It looks like rain"
Why did he tell us?
In doing so, he floods my brain
Abuela, get the umbrellas
Married in a hurricane
What a joyous day... but anyway
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno!
Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch
It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A seven-foot frame
Rats along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams
And feasts on your screams (hey!)
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!)
We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!)
He told me my fish would die
The next day: dead! (No, no!)
He told me I'd grow a gut!
And just like he said... (no, no!)
He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
by ILY😉😍 June 20, 2022
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