An alchemical alcoholic concoction transmuted by the South Bay Los Angeles rapper Casper Casanova circa March 2019.
The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA
2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice
Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.
The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA
2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice
Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.
"Ay yo O-Dogg, what it do brotha?!?!? Come through; let's get twisted!"-Casper
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper
"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper
"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg
by Casper Casanova March 21, 2019
Get the Bronze Apemug. by Cake Team69 April 19, 2018
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by Big Guy LC June 6, 2023
Get the bronze bagelmug. A bronzing party is when a Younique presenter invites her very pale friends to try out the new bronzers and tanning line of products.
She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.
She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.
Will you be my lab rat and try the new Younique bronzers? After all, there products aren't tested on animals.
Let's have a bronzing party!
Let's have a bronzing party!
by TheBeautyDen August 11, 2016
Get the Bronzing partymug. Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.
I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.
by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 7, 2023
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