bronze medallion

a bronze medallion is when you give a girl a pearl necklace but also shit on her chest

dude last night i was with three chicks so i gave the third best a bronze medallion the second a silver medallion and the best a gold medallion

by Jim my May 9, 2008

Bronze Star Gay

A gay man who formerly had sex with women, but who has now sworn off such behavior.

Chester's penis enjoyed a vastly improved lifestyle once his owner became a Bronze Star Gay and upgraded his sex life from women to men.

by The Zeffster June 1, 2025

Bronze Buddhism

Any philosophical state experienced by a fake spiritual person (a bronze Buddhist), somebody who is a religious dilettante. Dabbles in things like zodiacs, crystals, etc but is not interested in the deeper aspects of human existence. A poser.

Named after the bronze statuettes of Buddha that you find in upper class homes of stay-at-home moms and sub-urban yoga instructors.

John: yeh, this girl switches religions like she switches heroes in overwatch.

James: classic bronze Buddhism, just a load of yin and yang pictures but doesn't even know what they mean.

by Zyllnus July 26, 2025

Bronzing party

A bronzing party is when a Younique presenter invites her very pale friends to try out the new bronzers and tanning line of products.

She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.

Will you be my lab rat and try the new Younique bronzers? After all, there products aren't tested on animals.

Let's have a bronzing party!

by TheBeautyDen August 11, 2016

bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 6, 2023

Being Bronze

Being bronze means Buying cheap And off brands Procudcts to save money.

Dude why are you Being Bronze

by Averagekotek April 13, 2023