bright poppy

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Johny nearly killed his goldfish when he had bright poppy.

by Kirsy August 12, 2020

The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)

Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.

by Jamietfan October 14, 2020

swagga so bright

a way of being that is too fly, too icy, too swagged out, too legit, too bossy, nothing is above

My swagga so bright is to the roof. No one has more swag or is cooler than me hoe.

by dunnbie July 29, 2012

bright light fright

Females who use default myspace/facebook pictures with a really bright flash to induce the illusion of being attractive in order to get guys to add them. The bright flash makes their skin tone look even, & hides any unsemetric flaws they may have (ie: acne, pot marks, gingervitas). In some cases it can even make the "fright" appear to be smaller in body class. The word "fright" settles in when you go to see the rest of her pictures.

Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!

Yusuke: What?

Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.

Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.

Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.

Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!

by Ampresandman December 27, 2011

bright parking

The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.

Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...

by Talatat March 20, 2011

Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

Bright vachirawat

He is the hottest and cutest person in this world. He has a very good friend called as Win, he is also very cute. My favorite drama of bright is F4 thailand. he is very loyal and kind to everyone especially with kids. he has such a beautiful style and he has good humour

He is hot and cute thai actor Bright vachirawat is one of the kindest person

by anonymous May 15, 2023