Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists

The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022

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Brandon

The Kindest person one will ever meet. He usually stands below 6 foot but has kindness in his green eyes that make him seem 6'6". He does not shy from a challenge as Brandon's are successful in any venture they dive into. These creatures don't seem human because they work harder than humanly possible. If you meet a Brandon, your eyes will melt with tears as he hacks your rhythmless heart and quickly overrides your emotions ultimately bringing a state of eternal euphoria.

Girl 1: Hehehe I met this BRANDON the other day...
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay

Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE

(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)

by Ahah Spaha April 16, 2019

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Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”

by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021

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