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bowel hits

The act of inserting a "whip" (vaporizer inhalation tube) into the anal orifice and 'Vaping' (inhaling the vapor of) Cannabis through the act of heating the dry herb, stopping before the point of combustion.
Ex.1: Jeff turned on the vaporizer, it heated up, and Everyone , anus out, lined up to take "bowel hits."
Ex.2: sometimes you don't want to share the same anal whip when taking "bowel hits."
by Deviant 4321 December 30, 2016
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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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bowel seepage

Uncontrolled weep from the anus
Mum , I've got bowel seepage
by Jimmeh Rickard April 11, 2019
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Demonic bowel

Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.
Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.
by foolish--1 May 16, 2018
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Blue Bowels

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .
Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels
by jakerater February 22, 2011
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boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021
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Bowel Play

A sex act where you put your penis in someone's anus, then they push it out like a turd. Can be male on male or male on female.
I heard Alex and Josh are both into bowel play.
by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022
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