Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

bowel mason

A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.

Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.

by Torbert November 9, 2022

nelly bowels

That thing my girlfriend has that enables her to pass 100x more gas than me,

Kelly O'Duel has nelly bowels

by QuarterStrife June 25, 2018

Cabana-Bowel

The urgent, swift, and often painful need to evacuate the body post-consumption of the Taco Cabana "Cabana Bowl." This reaction is often contributed to by their large free salsa bar.

Man, we got pretty drunk and hit the Taco C, it was great but I woke up 4 hours later with a severe case of Cabana-Bowel. I couldn't sit right for hours.

Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!

by ZekeG August 9, 2012

Bowel lingual

Someone who lies or talks a lot of shit.

Trump says he is not a racist, I think he is bowel lingual.

by Original Green (OG) June 3, 2020

Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo

When u have been up too long smoking

He's in the Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo stage of no sleep.

by Bukdow December 29, 2023

bowel bread

Feces, especially a large amount of particularly steamy feces with the consistency of bread

I'm baking a loaf of bowel bread and it's almost done

by Dr. Lazarus November 26, 2009