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Boganicism

Boganicism refers to the 1. ideologies(error intended) an ideology held by groups of people within the genus of Bogannus Vulgarus, otherwise known as Bogan. Many bogans do not hold to any particular ideals, or in fact have many ideas which do not 2. involve the following: food, VB, sexual intercourse, sleep.

Those that do manage to stretch their cerebrum to the limit hold 3. opinions otherwise known as 'opinins' concurrent with bogan celebrations like 'Straya Day'. Straya Day involves the celebration of all things Strayan. Strutting around drunkenly bellowing the Strayan National Anthem, and buying Strayan flags that are made in China and tucking them down the back of low-slung shorts with half a metre of undergarment revealed above are common forms of expressing this particular ideology. 4. Fear of all things not bogan seems to feature strongly within the bogan ideology. They distrust anything or anyone who is not them. And boats, they do not like boats at all, though they find it particularly difficult to articulate why exactly. Nor do they appear to like natives, however this appears to be because they think that natives receive more unemployment benefits than they do, and not for any other less self-serving reason. They often have a particular fondness for the Southern Cross flag, though they are not sure what the five white blobs on it are, nor can they tell you why they like it, other than they 'jus' like it, that's wot'.
Boganicism, Bogannus Vulgarus, Bogan, Boganism.
by JazzX October 24, 2011
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The Bogan Princess

Sexual: When an Australian woman is giving an Australian man a blow job, and is simultaneously fondling his balls with one hand and rubbing his butt-hole with the other.
"Jessica was so wild last night, she gave me The Bogan Princess and I orgasmed so hard it nearly killed me"
by Silly Island December 4, 2023
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Bogan

An Australian Male who owns at least 1 early model commodore sedan. Although unqualified, considers himself a mechanic. Usually fixes cars by “fucking around” until it works again.
Johnno fixed up his misses commie, loose cunt had to pull the carby and put her back in. What a bogan
by Serarops August 10, 2018
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Bogan

A Australian Launguage Spoken By 99% Of Aussies Mostly Used To Be A Asshole Or To Get Through To Someone With A Thick Head
oi look at those bloody bogan's
by AussieBogan420 October 2, 2020
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Bogan Saruman

The "Bogan Saruman" is an older working class, redneck, hard drinking/smoking white guy, who's adopted the long beard, long grey hair appearance of a wizard from the Lord of Rings.
Yeah mate, Bruce is a bit of a Bogan Saruman, but he's an an all right bloke.
by Muzzrelli January 20, 2019
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Bogan

A middle age Australian man. Usually has a beard and loves beer. Swears A LOT.
Friend: Oi mate is that your dad

Son: Um Yeah why

Friend: Hes such a Bogan

Son: Yeah so embrassing.
by Hewo Peeps June 30, 2021
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Bolk Bogan

The best and the most powerful person from a game named Hardtime wich takes place in a prison and he poopms de mooskles like a pro. He shot 3 persons to death and beat 1 person to death. He is the best.
Have you seen how Bolk Bogan beat that guy up?
by VGaming7 January 4, 2018
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