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Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
mugGet the Bluetooth Universemug.

bluetooth cherries

Another term for side ho, because you are talking to them via your bluetooth.
Got too many bluetooth cherries these days to focus on hustlin'.
by cleemd January 13, 2017
mugGet the bluetooth cherriesmug.

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mugGet the .9.tecnología bluetooth.9.mug.

bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching
her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner
by sankton42 April 24, 2022
mugGet the bluetooth bonermug.

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