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Blaggard

A person who manages to get away with not doing something by way of talking their way out of it, or by just going on and on and on until someone else does it or you just give up and do it yourself or by the time they've finished it doesn't need doing any more.
Man, I asked Mark to go and serve that customer and he just started fucking talking about something else and wouldn't shut up. By the time he'd finished Paul had stepped in served them. What a blaggard!
by MPCmonkey October 30, 2004
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by Chris Ridsdill February 27, 2004
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Blag

To mess up someone thoughts, to be confusing
This whole thing has really blagged my head.
by redmist83 May 19, 2010
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Blagoja

Blagoja is a fucking faggot.
by Lonely knight March 12, 2019
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blagiarism

Blatent plagiarism.

Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.

Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.

Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.
Steve: "Wow, can you believe this show just plagiarized our favorite show so bad?"

Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
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Beagle

The Beagle is a pseudonym for a fully shaved or waxed lady, originally termed the 'Bald Eagle'. For use in public places when discussing the events of the night
Man did you see that girls skirt ride up her ass-total Beagle!
by shimickey April 7, 2011
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Blagojevich

From pop cultural references like Jay Leno's Tonight Show, Blagojevich has come to be a jerk off who sells someone's senate seat secretly, pretending to be blissfully unaware of the fact that he is doing it. Awkwardly enough, Blagojevich's name actually rhymes with what he is. Like Jay Leno said, Blagojevich is a son-of-a-bitch. Each word is four syllables and pronounced very similarly. The real offending part about Blagojevich's actions are that he tried to sell a black guy's senate seat, which alludes to American history of when blacks where bought, sold, and traded. To pull a Blagojevich means to sell one's senate seat; to do something without thought; to be a jerk off; to be blissfully unaware of doing something wrong, while in fact, he is doing it deliberately.
Joey: Hey Rachel, I have never been able to say Blagojevich, until Jay Leno reminded me that it rhymes with son-of-a-bitch.
Rachel: O, really.
Phoebe: Me too. Whenever I want to pronounce Blagojevich's name, I have to say son-of-a-bitch, first.
Rachel: I guess you are what you rhyme with.
by FriendsFan2005 August 23, 2009
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