i once maturbated to him:)
by Michelle March 11, 2005
I love billie joe!! BILLIE JOE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS!! he's the best thing God's created!! i nilly got 2 TOUCH HIM!!! but the stupid security chick usherd us all away, dumb bitch. Billie Joe is a crack up, he made us all laugh so hard. I WANT HIM!! he inspired me to go punk :P
there is no word(s) that can define, even close to how hot, tallented, GOD DAMN SEXY and fuckable he is!!!
by kandis April 5, 2005
by tat August 11, 2005
really hott guy from green day who is almost as sexy as tre. his teeth are really jacked up and i feel bad for saying that but he is still the second hottest man alive... after tre.
by greendaygrl17 January 4, 2005
Lead singer, guitarist, and frontman of the punk band Green Day. Amazing at everything. Can play about 5 billion instruments. All around amazing guy, good singer, good actor, good guitarist and good at writing songs. Known to make girls (and even guys) horny. See "sexy", "amazing", "yummy", "beautiful", and "sexiest man alive"
Girl 1: wow, Billie Joe Armstrong is a good singer, good actor, good guitarist and really good at writing songs!!! I love Green Day's music and Billie Joe!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG HELLZ YEAHH!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG HELLZ YEAHH!!!!!
by Gorgeous Green Day Fan June 9, 2011
Lead singer of the once-decent-cum-dreadful punk band Green Day. A bisexual fuckwit with limited intelligence, lacklustre borderline emo songwriting skill; a very general piece of societal detritus.
An asshole who converted Green Day from a 20th century Punk rock masterpiece into a 21st century piece of canine excrement.
Responsible for the writing of Jesus of Suburbia, arguably 2005's worst musical sample and amongst the worst songs ever written. His vocals are incessantly raucous, unbearably monotonous, repetitive, and bordering on the skill of a Singstar newbie.
Claims that bisexuality is normal (thus clearing himself of defamation) and that all heterosexuality is the result of social dogma. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your fuckwit.
An asshole who converted Green Day from a 20th century Punk rock masterpiece into a 21st century piece of canine excrement.
Responsible for the writing of Jesus of Suburbia, arguably 2005's worst musical sample and amongst the worst songs ever written. His vocals are incessantly raucous, unbearably monotonous, repetitive, and bordering on the skill of a Singstar newbie.
Claims that bisexuality is normal (thus clearing himself of defamation) and that all heterosexuality is the result of social dogma. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your fuckwit.
Billie Joe Armstrong - Landslide victor of the coveted Fuckwit of Century award. A moron beyond society's comprehension.
by MrKapper January 27, 2006
Lead singer and "guitarist" for Green Day, arguably one of the worst bands to come out of the post-Grunge cess pool that it modern rock music.
With their endless supply of vapid, abhorrent "music" and pointless, ignorant, ersatz political activism, Green Day have cornered the market on 13 year old Rebels out to spend Daddy's money from mowing the lawn at the nearest Hot Topic
With their endless supply of vapid, abhorrent "music" and pointless, ignorant, ersatz political activism, Green Day have cornered the market on 13 year old Rebels out to spend Daddy's money from mowing the lawn at the nearest Hot Topic
When you hear him play the guitar, what you are really hearing are the tortured souls of dead guitar players
by Dillon Farnum March 28, 2005