beechus

1. a term meaning women, girls, females

1. where the fuck is all the beechus?

by prophecy May 14, 2005

Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

by tehsheriff May 25, 2009

Beech

a euphemism for bitch; used to describe those included in one's close group of friends

I'm not in the mood for much tonight; i'm just gonna chill with the beeches.

by phafo10 February 27, 2010

beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

by luke detty May 13, 2005

boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 31, 2005

bleechers

punk/skinhead slang:meaning bleeched jeans. mainly made my those in the "diy" class whom make their own non-conformist clothing in order as to not support punk profitiering corporations such as "Hot Topic".

skin-"gotta love these bleechers"
punk poseur-"nah, my sixty dollar bondage pants are better"

by sir loin August 26, 2005

storming the beaches of normandy

A mix between the confederate musket-ball and the screaming seagull... when a male sticks his wet penis in the sand with their partner bent over in front of him, then proceeds to take his dip out of his lip and places it on the girls/guys butt-hole, his next move he penetrates the butt-hole causing the dip and sand to be packed like an old confederate musket gun.

My girlfriend and I went on a date to the beach little did she know she was in for a surprise, I whipped out my cock bent her over put my dip on her ass and went storming the beaches of Normandy.

by xxjellybellyxx22 September 14, 2009