a girl who misleads others with her outside appearance of being a decent, sincere person but leads a secret life of banging every guy she can.
He thought she was the one, but it turns out she was a closet whore who had banged the whole basketball team. In one night.
by pregan October 17, 2005
Get the closet whoremug. The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.
The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.
by HeiZahn April 21, 2008
Get the walking closetmug. A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.
' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'
by exposer...sh December 19, 2011
Get the shit in the closetmug. Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
Get the closet boymug. by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019
Get the Closet Cleanermug. a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.
This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.
They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.
They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer
by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010
Get the Closet Coldplayermug. “yeah they really liked Seesaw, they even listened to it more than once but they’re still in the kpop closet so they’re not going to admit it”
by meaghaehn August 11, 2019
Get the kpop closetmug.