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barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts
Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel
by chadlamo January 29, 2012
mugGet the barking squirrelmug.

dogs are barking

Translation: "My feet are tired."

I'm uncertain of its origin. I started hearing this phrase around 2002 or so from different people, then it was used by one of the soldiers in "Half Life: Opposing Force"

I originally took this to mean "I gotta take a DUMP!" But have been proven wrong , apparently. Nonetheless I still prefer my interpretation.
by MarcM January 20, 2005
mugGet the dogs are barkingmug.

dog bark

Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.
Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.
by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008
mugGet the dog barkmug.

bum bark

the little poo particles left inside ur bum even after wiping
ewwww ella has bum bark
by Doitforthebanta March 18, 2021
mugGet the bum barkmug.

Barking Tootie

A synonym for a dog.
Awww look at this barking tootie!!

My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.

This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.
by Tootielover April 11, 2023
mugGet the Barking Tootiemug.

Bark fart

When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.
The doorbell rang & my Mastiff jumped off my bed & bark farted as he ran to the door.
by Mamasita40 July 29, 2018
mugGet the Bark fartmug.

Barking at Echo's

Being reactive, instead of proactive.

The Crap that all of the People that are trying to get into a policital office are selling.

saying anything to get your vote
Barking at Echo's was what the dog would do for hours.
Closing the door to the chicken coop after the fox has made a meal out of the chickens!

Any thing a person that is running for president talks about such as a problem on a national platform. The problem, I.E ( Banking, Home Loans ) broken IN the country wide area. The problem is NOT FIXED IN THEIR STATE!
IF THEY HAVE THE PROBLEM AT THEIR STATE HOME, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEM ON A NATIONAL LEVEL!
IT IS ALL BULLSHIT TO THE FOURTH POWER!
by richard van etten March 26, 2008
mugGet the Barking at Echo'smug.

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