Baltimore footsies is rubbing one's erect penis between another person's persons feet to the point of ejaculation.
by FUCK NUTT December 07, 2007
A sex toy consisting of saved toenail clippings sprinkled on top of a turd which is then baked to harden and then used as a dildo.
Baltimore Scraper
by Lil' Therm February 03, 2011
me: remember when watching football was a mystery because the Baltimore Ravens didn't dominate every game?
somebody: no
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somebody: no
Ravensed reedray lewisdominationmasters of the universe
by dj jazzy jake d snake October 17, 2010
Ed Reed: Wait, how the Baltimore Ravens get a bad name?
Terrell Suggs: Because Ray Lewis is a murderer and Jamal Lewis is a cocaine dealer.
Ed Reed: Oh yeah. Damn.
Terrell Suggs: Because Ray Lewis is a murderer and Jamal Lewis is a cocaine dealer.
Ed Reed: Oh yeah. Damn.
by Leonardo 4 November 13, 2010
The phantasmagoric city I've ever been burdened by. Their are no resources here for honest, hard working people who are looking to move out of the hood and find a better day from their situation. The stupidity in this city spreads like wildfires, leaving it's victims of widespread gossip alone, and hopeless. There is a church and a liquor store on every corner in this city. The people in this city are so pathetic that PETA has made a collective effort to save the rodents and vermin(rats) that fester within citylimits, not the residents.
by Seitan August 20, 2019
by BidenSucks January 09, 2021
The act of rubbing Crisco or any other vegetable shortening in a female's hair. Followed by coitus by wrapping large amounts of hair around the man's penis and ejaculating upon the back of said female's head
by Paco Johnson July 11, 2008