i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

Bideford Baguette

The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.

"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"

by Not Bambi January 20, 2024

Baguetter

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)

Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.

by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024

Baguette Guzzler

Basically any French person.

Someone who like shoving baguettes down their throat (maybe some other hole idk)

Person 1: ''Louis is such a baguette guzzler!''
Person 2: ''He's French.''

by Soup_Underwater November 30, 2023

Baguette boy

A French man

Hey Tom's from France. Oh he's a baguette boy

by Fatpandabear December 18, 2023

Baguette

A stick made of bread—a breadstick!

A: Je voudrais une baguette, s'il vous plaît.
B: La baguette d'arbre où la baguette de pain?

by Tristan reads the dictionary August 18, 2023

Bitch Baguette

When a man goes from a bitch biscuit or man-bun to a full blown ponytail further decreasing his manliness.

Hey Shane I see you are growing out your hair still. Yes Joseph I am trying to get the full bitch baguette, the biscuit was only temporary.

by I Am The Ferrett October 2, 2023