beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

BAGUETTE

epic tank that shoots baguette dough towards patrick and kills patrick
beats up a common Patrick

baguette; die motherfucka
patrick; ok
baguette epicly kills patrick
patrick; yay

by sdfghngefdwrtr December 14, 2020

Baguetter

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)

Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.

by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024

Mr. Baguette

Mr. baguette is the founder of the bread army and is planning to take over servers in discord

ZwarteWolf: Oh hey it's Mr. Baguette
Mr. Baguette: B e c o m e b r e a d

by ZwarteWolf September 7, 2021

baguette

another word for French

"I do not speak baguette

by Ribit081234 April 2, 2021

baguette

1)A long, hard, and hot object. It tastes delicious

2)What french people say when they mess something up.

1)"Can you please give me that baguette?"

2)"I left the croisants boiling! Baguette!"

by BooredPersonn June 14, 2019

The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020