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Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
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Down Baddery

The act of showing extremely perverted and down-bad qualities.
To show qualities characteristic of a down-bad person.
“Bro, did you see him simping over her Instagram again? That’s some serious down baddery.”
by Ashhad M. December 23, 2025
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Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.
"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."
by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010
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Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.
"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."
by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023
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Aka better than Batery 💅
Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: I am the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl
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