Brandon 

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.

Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf

Brandon by NichThibba October 29, 2019

Brandon 

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.

Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae

Brandon by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Brandon 

A simp, but the good kind of simp.

Brandon is the good kind of simp.

Brandon by SimpingFool March 24, 2020

Brandon 

Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever

Dude you get no bitches you're pulling a Brandon

Brandon by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021

Brandon 

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”

Brandon by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021

brandon 

a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩

whos that cute ass guy over there?

it’s brandon!

brandon by suf1 June 27, 2022

Brandon 

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists

The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.

Brandon by muzzy101 October 16, 2022