atomic fission

A term coined by people that don't know what nuclear fission is....

Nexon Developer A: "Hey what's that thing that makes atom bombs go pow?"
Nexon Developer B: "uuuh idunno let's google it." *googles* "It says fission but I don't know which type."
Nexon Developer A: "Let's just call it Atomic Fission, no one will notice."
*queue 4 years later of people bitching about it in the forums*
Nexon Developer B: "Should we change it?"
Nexon Developer A: "Naaaah"

by ThatOneNerdyBitch February 16, 2017

atomic muffin

The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".

Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.

by Maximilian_wilhoit November 7, 2022

Atomic Samurai

A sandbag

"God atomic sandbag sucks"
Gloves: "His name is atomic samurai!!!"

by The Casual March 27, 2021

Atomic Carl

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.

Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.

by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008

atomic pullup

doing pullups while receiving a synchronized blow-job from someone doing squats

Gracious me! I almost lost my grip doing atomic pullups!!

by shmee40 March 28, 2010

atom dick

A dick of such low magnitude, that it is on the molecular level or lower. The word is meant to be an over exaggeration , as no dick of such small size could exist.

I think I know why Joe is always so pissed off. He must have an atom dick!

by The guy November 14, 2014

Atom Splitter

A high velocity dual-angle (two-part/"split") cumshot created by the force of ejaculate around the cum-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (cock-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also... Adam Splitter.

I narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when David pulled out and shot an atom splitter... I had to wash BOTH pillow cases!

by dbodude April 12, 2012