Arsenal

The worst club to ever exist in history, it's so crap it's own supporters are deluded and delusional ITS CRAP

Arsenal is sh**

by xKS_ January 19, 2021

Arsenal FC

Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.

“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

Arsen

Is a complete badass who has a few STDs but doesn’t tell anyone.

Poor Arsen died of an extreme case of Gonorrhea

by Scott’s taint hair January 12, 2021

arsenic

a sentence used for when a skin filled individual appears to have done some burning

that guy is surely a arsenic

by VrosserLolz May 26, 2024

Arsenal of Democracy

A psuedo-random coined by President Biden's address to American Public on the Israel-Palestine and Ukraine-Russia conflicts to describe "tools of ethnic cleansing of (mostly women and children) civilian populations, because the adult military age males have all been turned into human shrapnel by the military industrial complex, headed by BlackRock, Raytheon and Lockheed Martin's profiteering war machine, as part of America's undisputed role as World Police, escalating foreign conflicts in countries that hate them, using their for previous usage of their "Arsenal of Democracy".

The American "Arsenal of Democracy" Indiscriminately slaughter an estimated 150,000 - 300,000 innocent civilians during the unjustified and unprovoked Iraq War and WMD false-pretense, as a response to the World Trade Centre 911 Attacks, where sitting President Bush didn't take geography, and blamed the wrong country, and then became the most prestigious war criminal in the 21st century.

by sane-person-in-a-crazy-world October 19, 2023

Arsenal

Arsenal is a shit football club located in North London. Arsenal are fuckin shit and none of their players have any pride in their squad.

I have never seen such a shit performance today from you lot. You were playing like Arsenal today.

by I’m not a Nonce December 13, 2020

pulled an Arsenal

A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.

Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023