Alabamanerick

When you send all of your Nike crap to somebody in Alabama

I Alabamanericked my brother in Alabama.

by rondoor October 30, 2018

alabamic

When a person is acting incest or has incestuous tendencies.

Cleetus: "Bro my cousin was looking kinda hot at that party"

James: "Hey you are acting pretty Alabamic right now."

by LindsIsAFather April 18, 2019

Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection caused by sexual intercourse with a family member.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019

Alabama Crown Top

When you take your cousin, tape a picture of the Queen of England to her face (cut out hole for mouth), then she proceeds to give you “top”.

Dude last night at the family reunion Marry Bell gave me an “Alabama crown top”

by EdgarAllenPole98 July 25, 2020

Alabama Kebab

When you cut the tip of your penis off with a piece of paper, pour lemon juice on it, and shove a pencil down the middle.

Dad: son you got an F on your paper, I'm gonna have to give you an Alabama kebab

Son: yes daddy

by NIghtWolf311 October 17, 2020

aababa3

When a person tries to describe his anger without words

Dude1: whats wrong with u?
Dude2: Aababa3!!
Dude1: ok i see.

by Takahiiro May 29, 2021

Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.

"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."

by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021