Alphabetical Keyboard

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012

Alphabet boy

A man who thinks he’s really smart, and is often found mansplaining, when in reality he’s just average

This alphabet boy keeps trying to teach me how to play football.

by Not_a_nerd_ April 30, 2021

Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

by Lukey =) October 18, 2008

The Alphabet of Manliness

The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.

Let's consult The Alphabet of Manliness.

by Ben Katz November 6, 2008

Alphabet Freak

A synonym for a person who is LGBTQIAP+

I'm not going to be calling them lgbtq+ anymore.
Going to call them alphabet freaks now. Easy to say and don't have remember all of those alphabets lol.

by Reeceo August 2, 2019

Alphabet lore

alphabet lore... you mean... MIKE SALCEDO'S ALPHABET LORE?
Wait... it's an actual Word?
Always has been.

Watch alphabet lore right now!

by Peepole! December 17, 2022

Alphabet Mafia

Originally used as a term to make fun of lgbtqia+ people as the joke was that there were so many terms it seemed like the mafia with its ranks. Now the term has been coined in tiktock and now is a way to tell someone you're lgbtia+ along with different names for each identity.

Examples include general (gay), lieutenant (lesbian), brigadier (bisexual), major general (trans), etc.

Person 1: I'm part of the alphabet mafia
Person 2: that's cool I'm a brigadier what are u
Person 1: I'm a lieutenant.

by I'm just lonely May 9, 2022