airplaner

a person who won't shut up or let you get a word in edge-wise. also verb, "to airplane" someone, talk their ear off when they are unable to escape you.

airplaner: "julie's such an airplaner, does she really think i care about her furniture shopping escapades?"

airplane: " i can't wait to airplane you all night about my new boyfriend!"

by spdrazor1 February 16, 2010

airplane day

A day spent after turning your iPhone onto 'airplane mode', thus disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. Commonly used as a temporary cure for an emotional hangover, when you can't deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.

Tessa: J, can't believe you got naked at the final year dinner! Have you checked fb?!
James: No way, can't deal with that shit right now... thank god it's an airplane day!

James: Dude, is your gf not pissed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!
Mike: Not yet, i've got no 'signal'... massive airplane day!!!
James: Safe! *high fives Mike*

by dude53236 March 30, 2011

Airplane

Big crashy

Airplane go neeeaarrerrerreeeeeeer
.....:pppppssshsh!

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K March 11, 2019

Airplane

Something dramatic YTers and movie makers like to make scarier than it is.

Nerd: Did you know that an airplane is the safest mode of public transportation?
Dramatic Yter/Hollywood movie director: *plane shakes 1 cm* AHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE!

by Fired Oreos December 28, 2018

Simba on airplanes

Lion on a break with red but cheeks

I used my simba on airplanes to bite you

by DannyGayBoy July 9, 2018

Airplane Mode

Airplane mode used to be a thing in the settings of a phone until 2017 where suicide forrest gump made a movie called “airplane mode” thereby destroying its meaning

Bob: I’m turning airplane mode on my phone on
Billy: Noooo, that movie is bullshit!

by domiskiqe is here September 21, 2019

Airplane

To inhale a lite roach of a joint

Man airplane that bitch

by Killerblanks April 19, 2018