you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'
by Judith merryweather-trot March 11, 2008
Get the absolute birthdaymug. A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.
"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."
by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018
Get the Absolute Madmanmug. When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.
A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.
A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.
by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016
Get the absolutely fuckedmug. A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.
by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016
Get the Absolute Croissantmug. An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.
by SeggySack May 3, 2022
Get the Absolute Tankmug. When you've reached the pinnacle of physical and mental fitness. You're overall being is overwhelming to those around you. People question your existence to the point where they ask how do you do it?!
Too Strong.
Too Strong.
Example 1:
Person 1 : You seen that guy over there lifting those weights
Person 2: Yeah there an absolute veapon
Example 2:
Person 1: Is he eating raw meat?
Person 2: Oo yeah he's an absolute veapon that's why!
Person 1 : You seen that guy over there lifting those weights
Person 2: Yeah there an absolute veapon
Example 2:
Person 1: Is he eating raw meat?
Person 2: Oo yeah he's an absolute veapon that's why!
by Aveapon72 March 2, 2020
Get the Absolute veaponmug. by rna.bryan October 19, 2019
Get the Absolute Virginmug.