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Matt Slam

When one person makes the improbable and unprecedented achievement of winning at least 3 different fantasy sports leagues consecutively. In the history of man, it has only been known to happen once. Truly an amazing achievement.
Matt is currently drowning in pussy after completing the Matt Slam, and he has all sorts of cash to spend after winning all those fantasy leagues.
by Brocklovesmen October 2, 2014
mugGet the Matt Slammug.

slam city

any place (bed, back-seat of a car, the floor...) where you take a girl to slam.
alex: where are you and your girl going tonight?
drew: slam city... where else?
alex: the last time i took my girl there, my bed broke.
drew: at least you didn't wake up the neighbors.
alex: actually i did
by skeeee"E"e1 July 7, 2006
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bird slamming

Someone who fucks without thinking who or what they are desecrating it's extreame force and anger.
"Ben Gaul was bird slamming pretty hard last night on his neighbors letterbox"!
by lord damp nutksdom f March 6, 2017
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fuki slam

Samoan term for grabbing someone by the hair and slamming them into a hard surface
Vale: Sole, what happen to your face?

Valea: Aw man, my mum fuki slam me for not doing my feaus
by sasayomuli November 7, 2015
mugGet the fuki slammug.

door slam

The act of cutting all ties or drastically minimising contact with somebody in your life. Examples can include unfollowing them on social media, deleting photos of/with said person, and no longer spending time with them. This behaviour is normally reinforced from a personal trigger to prevent showing emotional vulnerability or when the door slammed person's actions become intolerable.
ESTP: I experienced the INFJ door slam earlier this week. They clearly want nothing to do with me anymore.
by Neraizel August 19, 2020
mugGet the door slammug.

taint slam

That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her
by Zbuckley May 17, 2007
mugGet the taint slammug.

Slamming Muff

The art of plowing through poon like a bull in a marching band
Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately
by Bantha Fodder March 12, 2011
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