What the Junk?

Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.

Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"

("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)

And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.

RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!

Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?

by Riquisimo, Yo October 1, 2008

junk show

A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.

I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.

by squishee August 14, 2006

Junk Muzzle

An athletic cup. Used to protect your junk, and most importantly, to keep it off others in cases of close contact. It's most lending description is the function it performs for high school and collegiate wrestling, and MMA events.

It's a good thing Bob was wearing a junk muzzle during the wrestling match. When he took down Dave his batch landed right in his face!

by Mike M1 September 14, 2007

Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

by Suisare July 30, 2004

Junkity Junk

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.

"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."

by Ms. Jenkins March 7, 2012

junk bomber

someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk

A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.

by rodeoclown December 30, 2009

Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009