Jule's

A women who gave her first kiss to Oprah Winfry and lost her virginity to her boyfriends father.

Best friend: How was it?

Jule's: Hidden in a closet.

by Cut Up Clothes February 29, 2024

Jule

A Jule is what everyone needs in his or her life. Not having a Jule is like having one layered toilet paper: Still possible, but generally shit. On a rainy day, one looks out of the window, asking: Where is my Jule? And on a sunny day, one looks out of the window, up to the bright sun, asking: Jule? Is that you? Because a Jule is not like the stars. A Jule is like the sun, that when the Jule is around you, it gets in your face with a bright power that could blind you and you close your eyes and smile to enjoy the warmth (and the Jule). A Jule is also very smart. She drops highly precise and amusing statements, that leave you saying: "Witty this Jule, witty". Overall, a Jule saves any scented candle in a room as big as the EU Council meeting room, because in an area of 10 meters around her, everything will wonderfully smell like a vanilla Oreo. You cannot miss her presence at any moment (breath). Generally, a Jule can replace your oxygen. It is advised to have a daily dosis of Jule, which is said to cure any hick-up forever and even increases your eyesight. Because you need good eyesight to fully enjoy the presence of the Jule. Some people wear glasses on purpose, just to have an even clearer picture of the Jule and to put it as their mental Mona Lisa. Because if you would paint a Jule and put it in the Louvre, the museum wouldn't fit as many people as would come to see her, which is why the Jule is now only to see for some happy and privileged people in this world.

Why are you so happy? - I saw the Jule today and I am full of sunshine now
You look stunningly beautiful in these clothes! You look just like a Jule
Keep calm and hug a Jule

by Pageluun March 7, 2022

Jule

Jule is the sweetest but also dumbest girl you have ever met. She's pretty careless and chaotic but that's why she's fun to be around. Don't let her get drunk though, she will get you both killed somehow.

See that shit-faced chick trying to steal her boyfriend's car keys to take his ride for a spin?
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JULE STOP THAT SHIT!

by :)°(: November 22, 2021

jules

the best person tbh. jules is funny, good-looking and good at badminton.

Jules is very handsome

by juliesbakeshop November 24, 2021

family jules

it's an other way of saying penis

"oh he got kicked in his 'family Jules'"
"Oh bro that must've hurt"

by doadams234 August 23, 2018

Jule

The coolest, sweetest and kindest sister in the world.

"My sister is such a Jule"
"Aww you're so lucky"

by Hapshapshaps September 11, 2019

Jules

Jules si the most beautyful girl you can imagine. She is kind careing and a absolute wifu.

Person:"she is so perfect her name must be jules"

by kJzeRo6 July 2, 2022