by fakenname April 16, 2015
Get the smelly fuckermug. a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.
I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa
by Chano Rivera April 30, 2009
Get the smelly santamug. It is the act of having intercourse with someone doggy style. When finished, you ejaculate on their back, then without them knowing, you take a shit on their back. The theory is shit tends to look like a log, and your partner's body should still be hot from the sex so it should heat up the shit log on their back.
by d999w January 4, 2010
Get the smelly campfiremug. When there is a power cut/blown bulb that occurs in the toilet mid-poo, and you have to use the strobe light application on your iPhone to illuminate the room to complete the wiping portion of the job.
For a "proper" smelly disco, the toilet in question cannot contain any windows, and must be shrouded in complete darkness. Alternatively, a windowed room is acceptable if it is dark outside. To benchmark the level of darkness, one should try body popping while the strobe is blinking.
Bonus points are received for playing music, making use of glow sticks (not to be confused with poo sticks) and/or being in fancy dress.
Optionally, techno music and a few lines of cheap whiz can be added if a smelly rave is preferred.
For a "proper" smelly disco, the toilet in question cannot contain any windows, and must be shrouded in complete darkness. Alternatively, a windowed room is acceptable if it is dark outside. To benchmark the level of darkness, one should try body popping while the strobe is blinking.
Bonus points are received for playing music, making use of glow sticks (not to be confused with poo sticks) and/or being in fancy dress.
Optionally, techno music and a few lines of cheap whiz can be added if a smelly rave is preferred.
Hipster one: "Did you have a power cut last night?"
Hipster two: "Yea, I was just having a dump. Luckily, my iPhone was handy for a smelly disco".
Hipster two: "Yea, I was just having a dump. Luckily, my iPhone was handy for a smelly disco".
by caldridge April 7, 2011
Get the Smelly Discomug. by THEsmellybunny April 17, 2011
Get the Smelly Bunnymug. When a person before giving oral sex squeezes a packet of Bumble Bee or StarKist brand tuna into her mouth, and then proceeds with the aforementioned oral sex.
Dylan: "Yo, did Maddie give you dome last night?"
Jeff: "Yeah, and it was smelly dome too; the tuna felt so good, but the smell made me throw up a little bit."
Dylan: "Nice!"
Jeff: "Yeah, and it was smelly dome too; the tuna felt so good, but the smell made me throw up a little bit."
Dylan: "Nice!"
by NanoVapor December 21, 2008
Get the Smelly Domemug. A phenomena that occurs after coitus, when a mans penis becomes irregularly smelly from the sewer that is the vagina.
This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.
This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.
Bruh, did I fuck anyone last night?
I dunno, smell yo dick to check.
Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.
I dunno, smell yo dick to check.
Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.
by slippery slope February 19, 2015
Get the Smelly Dickmug.