A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
Get the Lukemug. by buffstuff July 13, 2009
Get the Lukemug. Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
Get the Lukemug. The guy with the biggest balls, most good looking, and somewhat arrogant, but pretty cool to hang out with. Luke’s will have lots of friends
by Wutze Appinen March 3, 2018
Get the Lukemug. If you meet a Luke your life will change immediately. He’ll show you his charming side, as well as his cheeky side. He’ll make you feel ways no one else can. If you fall in love with a Luke be prepared for one heck of a journey, there definitely wont be a dull moment. He’ll treat you like a princess and will make sure to tell you how beautiful you are every day. He speaks the truth, is straight up and he’s not afraid to stand up for what he believes in and who he cares about. The bottom line is, stay on his good side. Luke is an amazing kisser and is incredibly good in the bedroom as he knows what a girl wants. Be prepared to be spoilt, loved and cherished. Once he catches feelings for you there’s no going back, he’ll make sure you’re a part of his life forever. Frankly, he’s irresistible-i love you Prince Charming, words you should definitely say to him.
by Yaprincess June 7, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke is possibly one of the best friend a person can have. He is kind, caring, funny, smart and always know what to say. Luke always finds a way to make his friends laugh. He always sends cute dog gifs to his friends to make them feel better and they really appreciate it. He can be weird and make pterodactyl noises a lot but he means well. He is also very supportive and gives good hugs :). He may be 'busy' a lot of the time but he makes sure to make time for his friends when needed and checks up on them as well.
friend 1: hey i heard you were feeling down earlier, are you okay?
friend 2: yeah im alright now because i talked to Luke :)
friend 2: yeah im alright now because i talked to Luke :)
by Iwillmakeyoucry March 21, 2022
Get the Lukemug. A Luke is a interesting human being in the fact that he is equal parts sexy, charming, romantic and intelligent. Rumor has it that there is a lab in darkest Peru where Paddington Bear genetically engineers the perfect Human being designed to be a joy to be with. The are normally accompanied by a pet of any sort. If you come across a Luke you may be the luckiest girl in the world.
by The_Maple_Ninja OvO May 17, 2019
Get the Lukemug.