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Loli

Loli is typically used to define a female with child like characteristics and appearances regardless of age. IF a female has huge tits it is NOT a loli despite the short stature.
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squid loli

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Loli

ORIGINAL/TRUE Definition (used when lolis were invented in the Comic Market in Japan): an anime girl who is under the age of 13.
Alternate New Japanese Definition: same as the original definition but now sexualized.
Western Definition: A fictional character under the age of 13.
OTHER Western Definition: A fictional woman with flat boobs or who looks like a child.

Dumb people's definition: An anime girl under the age of 18.
1. Megumin is not a Loli.

2. The FBI rudely interrupted me when I was jerking off to lolis last night.
by SoinsMakesContent October 13, 2021
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oppai loli

oppai lolis are an enemy for healthy society.
IF they exist, then God isn't real and civilization is DEAD.
If oppai lolis exist, do the final solution protocol of total T-OL-D
Total Oppai Loli Death to be enacted to save globally the human morality.
"Hey teach do you want to release your milk in my big mushy two pillows?"

"No... But... Uh..."

"Well, do you want a taste of oppai loli boobs?"

"Uuhh.hh.h.h..... Please, Jesus Christ.."
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t March 10, 2025
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loli

the word lolipop, shortened to a 4 letter abbreviation.
what the fuck did you think loli meant? creepy ass pedophle.
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lil loli

Person: ur a lil loli!
Lil loli: STFU IM NOT SHORT!!
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Loli Watching

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.
Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024
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