dr doug

A spectacular man in every way possible. A Dr Doug usually teaches science as his main profession, but is also an author, artist, and a synchronized swimmer! He throws golden monkey parties once a year and performs the performance of a lifetime with his band.

Student: "Yo Dr Doug teach me how to swim like you!"
Dr Doug: " Okay, and I'll also teach you how many chromosomes each cell has! If you remember, you can attend our Golden Monkey party."

by 3 Time Champion April 15, 2016

doug pease

A fucking dipshit that believes everything he reads while sitting in a crap bar in Dayton, OH

You totally Doug Peased in your pants, dude

by Fred Young November 20, 2019

big doug

Likes to hit the yeet

big doug done did a yeet

by Get yoted November 06, 2018

Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020

Doug Marshak

Minnesota soccer referee legend. He taught me all I know 😎

Doug Marshak > LeBron James

by Join the BSG June 01, 2019

white doug

The nigga who snorts black Doug's crack

White Doug took the whole key

by Goodh34d February 22, 2016

Doug Martin

Egotistical
Self Proclaimed Professional
Cocky

When someone is a Doug Martin, usually they're egotistical and believe they are of a superior power over other people.

Ex. "Hey, that guy is acting like he knows everything."
"Yeah, hes just being a Doug Martin."

by SeverelyCynical November 06, 2018