clapped

to be stupid or act stupid

"Is Martha pregnant?"
"She's five! Oh my goodness, how clapped can you actually be?!"

by iknowitall679 March 6, 2017

clap

It is actually not gonorrhea or clamydia, it is syphilis.

"Miss Tooker hath got a clap as young as she is, being brought up loosely by her mother…" - Samuel Pepys

by ancsom December 7, 2011

The Clap

The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.

*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"

by Jesse & Frank August 8, 2006

clap

a. To quickly bring together one's hands rapidly to produce a sound, in essence a small shockwave

b. Slang for gonorrhea

I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
Who's got the clap?
I do! I do!

by WasBob July 14, 2010

clap on

When someone performs a drive by or runs up and shoots a rival

"Man, I wish I was there when he got his clap on, I would busted back"

by Kyilener July 2, 2007

the clap

cheesy dick and minge syndrome

“harrison and his poor victims got the clap cos he cant wash his bendy willy :(“
“whats the clap?”
“chamydia🕺“

by broimsosegsy January 11, 2022

Clapped

When someone is so incredibly retarded that the stupidity can only be described in way of a sound.

"I got a F in a foundation maths test yesterday"
"what are you clapped?"

by Multipleassortmentofbeans January 28, 2020