Beer Math

A formula to ensure you (or whoever you are buying beer for) gets the drunkest for lowest amount of money:

"Beer Score" = (Beer Size x Beer ABV) / Price

Used to get the score of the beer you are drinking and to compare against other beer's score.

Pint of Guinness costs $5 at the bar... 16oz x 4.2 ABV / $5 = 13

Quart of Olde English costs $3 at the corner store... 32oz x 5.9 ABV / $3 = 63

So using Beer Math it takes 5x as much money to get drunk off Guinness at the bar than it does from OE in parking lot.

by BSonBB December 29, 2012

del beer

a beer of the unusual 8 oz. variety

Mike - dude, you had a lot of beers last night you must have been hammer.

Ryan - nah man i was drinkin del beers

by paul closterman January 26, 2014

crush beers

the act of drinking beers with the intention of getting drunk. often a daytime activity

what did u do this weekend? besides crush beers?

pretty much it

sick

by rawdognation October 9, 2008

Study Beers

Beers that assist in any type of academic circumstances to enhance the learning process and make it tolerable. Whether writing an essay, studying for an exam or making it through chem class.

Mark: Yo can I have a beer?

Jake: Na man I need study beers to read three chapters of World Civ tonight

by forzaboston October 14, 2009

nigger beer

Any brand of malt liquor

Lets go get some 211 steel reserves. Thats some good nigger beer

by xicebrandx March 3, 2010

beer raid

the act of going into an open garage and stealing all the beer from the refrigerator.

i just scored 24 beers from a beer raid today!

by kevin from boston October 7, 2009

Nose beers

Casual cocaine use.

"Come over on Friday night we'll throw back some nose beers".

by Britshley April 13, 2014