Yoink

The act of sneakily stealing something fast from someone/something, with them knowing.

Francis: Look at my football! Cool, right?
Charles: Yoink!
Francis: Give that back!

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

YOINK

The act in which a human being is “pranked”, or rather, “siked” into believing something specific was going to occur.

Madi totally freaking yoinked Davis when she didn’t send cute face pics like she said she would!

by yourgirlfriendlookslikemymom November 16, 2017

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019

Yoink

To hit something, usually used with "doink"

"OW He yoinked on my doink!"

by Yoinkonmydoink November 5, 2017

Yoink

A adjective, verb, noun, measurement, plural, constant, pronoun

“Ima take a big yoink outa that sauce”
“Where is my super yoink”
“Ah yes yoink”

by The real Batman bru October 24, 2020

yoink

When you are are a big strong human picking up dangerous creatures with your bare hands while wandering around some place with dangerous creatures, you say "yoink" while doing so to reduce resistance, and assert your dominance as the top of the food pyramid.

Ooohhh what do we have here? *yoink*, this is a beautiful native salt marsh snake! Still looking for that 20-foot burmese python though.

by Zyansheep March 21, 2025

Yoink

When you steel something then yeet it

Yoink

by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2019