yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 23, 2021

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017

Yoink

To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)



A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker



Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children

Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day

by The yonker November 20, 2018

Yoinked

Being absolutely fucked out of your mind due to being under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Dude I'm just a little yoinked

by Beerandwhiskey69 January 3, 2021