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International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object
by Gravrok February 23, 2021
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Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.
There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.
by Temiz October 9, 2023
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yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.
by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022
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Yoinked

Dude last night i was so yoinked
by OGsavshea December 20, 2017
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Yoink

To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)



A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker



Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children
Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day
by The yonker November 20, 2018
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Yoinked

Being absolutely fucked out of your mind due to being under the influence of drugs or alcohol
Dude I'm just a little yoinked
by Beerandwhiskey69 January 3, 2021
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