Sheltered Yogurt

- The act of giving a hand-job through the male's pants.

Person1 - Mang my hoe was too scared to touch my dick last night. So I told that bitch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah

or

Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!

by Angel Tears April 4, 2007

Splogurt Yogurt

A lunch/dinnertime game played by a pair or group of friends. The foil of a yogurt pot is tapped hard with one finger in turns. The player that bursts the yogurt is obliged to consume it.

"Fancy a game of splogurt yogurt? I've got strawberry here"

"ROFL, Tom just lost at Splogurt twice"

"Splogurt time!"

by Splodger October 26, 2011

Roman Yogurt

When two guys ejaculate in a single yogurt and then eat it together.

Harry Potter: Hey, Ron you want to jizz in yogurt then eat it?
Ron: Nah, I've had enough Roman Yogurt today.

by D'Angelo Collins December 9, 2013

yogurt fart

when you open up a yogurt container and it squirts/ejaculates its yogurtness all over your hand

veronica beaverhausen's yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in class and she got super-pissed and left to clean its yogurt jizz off her hand

by alotta fhagina April 8, 2009

Scrote Yogurt

1. Ejaculate 2. also, a thick and voluminous ejaculation

On Saturday morning, Lucy was confronted with a massive amount of scrote yogurt to get off her black skirt.

by DJJizzyJeff April 21, 2011

Yogurt Legs

When you are fucking a girl on her back and as you are thrusting when your bodies hit the girl's legs jiggle and make the sound of yogurt sloshing around in the carton.

Damn, that girl I fucked had the noisiest yogurt legs.

by jaugustine May 4, 2010

population yogurt

Semen, baby batter, love mud, pearl jam, jism, cum, spunk, spooge, et. al.

by shadelowman September 23, 2003