yo mama

as in yo mama not mine so back the fuck up!!

yo mamas so small she plays tennis against the curb!
yo mama is like a contoller you press her buttons and play her w/ yo joystick.
yo mamas like a slot machine the more you pay the more you play!

by nerf-herder5000 August 7, 2007

yo mama

yer mum basically. That's about it really. Need a few more words to fill this thing in.... hmm. Will that do the trick?

Yo mama told me she don't know HOOOO yo daddy woa-wwwwwwwz!

by Arthur Atkinson February 10, 2005

yo mama flakes

A snappy comeback that you say to an ignorant loud mouth who refuses to shut up.

A comeback refering to your mothers crusty vagina

person 1: "Your a stupid assmunch"

person 2: "Yo mama flakes!"

by heyderu October 9, 2009

Yo mama

a diragatory term to describe one's opponent's mother.

yo mama is so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and jumping on a trampoline and she went up really high and then sun started singing "We are family".

by stephanie nelli December 28, 2005

yo mama

The butt of all lame jokes.

Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!

Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...

Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!

Person2:...

by hanes August 11, 2005

Yo Mama

A term of affection used when "mum" simply doesn't cut it. The person aquiring this name is much loved and respected by all the people surrounding them. They are loving, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, understanding and put up with alot of crap from their sons and daughters. These people are loved so much more than they realise, even if they realise that they are loved alot! Keep it real in the ghetto Yo Mama's, we love you.

Yo Mama how was your day?

or just

Yo Mama!

by Homie in the hood August 23, 2006

yo mama

your mother

yo mama's a llama

by sTeALtH September 11, 2003