When you are fucking a girl on her back and as you are thrusting when your bodies hit the girl's legs jiggle and make the sound of yogurt sloshing around in the carton.
by jaugustine May 04, 2010
On Saturday morning, Lucy was confronted with a massive amount of scrote yogurt to get off her black skirt.
by DJJizzyJeff April 03, 2011
veronica beaverhausen's yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in class and she got super-pissed and left to clean its yogurt jizz off her hand
by alotta fhagina April 08, 2009
A lunch/dinnertime game played by a pair or group of friends. The foil of a yogurt pot is tapped hard with one finger in turns. The player that bursts the yogurt is obliged to consume it.
"Fancy a game of splogurt yogurt? I've got strawberry here"
"ROFL, Tom just lost at Splogurt twice"
"Splogurt time!"
"ROFL, Tom just lost at Splogurt twice"
"Splogurt time!"
by Splodger October 27, 2011
Harry Potter: Hey, Ron you want to jizz in yogurt then eat it?
Ron: Nah, I've had enough Roman Yogurt today.
Ron: Nah, I've had enough Roman Yogurt today.
by D'Angelo Collins December 09, 2013
Person1 - Mang my hoe was too scared to touch my dick last night. So I told that bitch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah
or
Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!
or
Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!
by Angel Tears March 31, 2007
by shadelowman September 23, 2003