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ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.
So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.
by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015
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Food Woody

When someone tells you about food that is really delicious. You get really excited and can’t wait to eat it.
For my birthday, my wife said she would make her famous Chicken Piccata, and for dessert, homemade cheesecake. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. In fact, I have a Food Woody!
by bbarroo December 27, 2019
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Spicy Woody

The act of putting a jalapeno seed in your pee-hole
My girlfriend gave me a Spicy Woody last night
by MR.BuNgLe™ June 6, 2019
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work woody

A work woody is the class woody at work
Did you get what she said about sales results? No I was too busy hiddibg my work woody
by Mr.Prontissimo June 7, 2017
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reverse Woody

the act of NOT sleeping with a girl due to her young age and state of vulnerability, getting her number only to text her later to make sure she arrived home safely.
Guy: How come you didn't "hit it and quit it" with that girl? She was all over you!
Colin Mochrie: I thought I'd be a nice guy and give her the reverse Woody experience.
by redditor April 5, 2012
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Code Woody

When you have a boner and you shout "code woody" as a bunch of other guys surround you in protection
Man I had to pull a code woody at my cousin's house
by Tenaciously tenacious D February 3, 2019
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Alex Woody

Alex woody is very pretty girl who’s all round very yummy she’s a yoga pro and absolutely amazing she’s very funny and at the worst of times manages to make you smile it would be impossible to get bored of her and anyone will be lucky to have her in their life she’s a one of a kind and the best kind of weird there’s something so special about her it’s impossible to explain how great she is but she is out of this world
Connor is so lucky to have Alex Woody
by Connor the gg February 4, 2019
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