Wonked

When you’re “fucked up” except you are neither drunk or high

Guy 1: DUDE I’M SO FUCKING WONKED RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: What the fuck?

by getwonked December 20, 2020

wonk nose

A person with a severe crooked or wonk nose .

Eesaah shake your wonk nose for me

by Callumj16 April 11, 2024

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

wonks

somebody that has a wonky, or a screw on leg

alright wonks! your wonkalicious

by laura maldon January 4, 2008

Wonks

This is a word made by Moriah Elizabeth. It is meant to be used as a synonym for wonky.

This paint job is looking a little wonks.

by Zo0kplays March 26, 2021

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Wink Wonk

Wink Wonk is a slur used against LGBTQIA+ people. It refers to their “stupidity” because they “chose” to be gay

Andrew called Brad a wink wonk

by English_teacher821 July 16, 2021