Wolly Womp

Verb.

To smack the inner thigh with your own penis, making a pleasing smacking noise for everyone to hear.

Guy 1 - "Hey Guy 2, do you hear that?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah it sounds like smacking."
Guy 1 - "Aw man! Guy 3 is wolly womping!"

by Master Walrus Doorknob March 1, 2011

Mog Womp

When a large (sometimes feral) street cat smacks you upside your head so violently that your perceptions are realtered.

My boy got Mog Womped and now he's a Jehovahs Witness.

by Vauxhall95 September 5, 2023

Womp-Nuggets

Inadequately sized fecal matter. Generally shaped like nuggets or small pebbles, Womp-Nuggets generally occur when the nugget producer is expecting to dominate the bowl with a lumberjack sized shit.

May also be used as an expression in place of "Darn."

Damn yo, I thought I was gonna clog that piece fa sho! I ate two double cheesesteaks and Womp-Nuggets were all I gotz.

Womp-Nuggets!

by olletsoCT January 6, 2012

Ogre Womp

To hit, strike, smack, slap or slamp any object with the force of an Ogre.

"He grabbed that fish out of the water and Ogre Womp'd it against a rock"

by DistanceSkater April 24, 2017

Womp and Circumstance

The anthem which is played on graduation day/night for those who didn't meet the necessary academic standards for graduation, or in other words, for those who womped in school (to make use of the word coined by T.J. from the cartoon series, 'Recess')

(In the setting of a high school auditorium):

"Oh, they're playing 'womp and circumstance', Charlie should be processing out any second."

by Motieu September 12, 2011

Womp stomp

Womp stomp is another term to for getting your opponent to the ground and stomping on the head repeatedly

Person 1: I swear he/she is so morbidly obese i would womp stomp their fat face

Person 2: let’s do it together !

by Womper stomper February 4, 2022

Ass-Womp

When you fall directly on your tailbone and sends shocks throughout your body. Can be as little as small pain or one that has bruising and hurts for days.

Yesterday when playing football i got tackled and got ass-womped, o still can't walk straight.

by himynameisnted August 29, 2009