When you lube up a dido work your partner’s ass without notice for any cleaning or prep time and upon completion of your anal excursion, you wipe the dildo remnants quickly on each of your partner’s ass cheeks.
Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Get the The Dilly Wipemug. Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.
by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019
Get the Alabama Wipemug. After a wicked dump, when no matter how well refined your rectal cleaning technique, you leave the can with a less than immaculate asshole.
by Chazamataz11 April 18, 2011
Get the Forever Wipesmug. Referring to McDonald's toilet paper.
Steve: "Hey, I was taking a McDump in the McBathroom, and you're out of McAss Wipes,"
McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"
McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"
by CHIEFThotPatrol August 31, 2020
Get the McAss Wipemug. 1. Did you hear? Dakota's so pussy wiped he bent down and tied Hanna's shoe.
2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped
2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped
by Zak2fly April 26, 2010
Get the Pussy wipedmug. I didn't wash when I came out tonight but I used a vadge wipe before I let your boyfriend go down on me.
by enile February 23, 2009
Get the Vadge wipemug. Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.
It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!
by dustin fields December 7, 2006
Get the wipe and typemug.