Winter Onions

Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.

My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

winter wonderhell

The Mid-Atlantic snowpocalypse of February 2010.

Day five of the Mid-Atlantic snowmaggedeon had become a living winter wonderhell for Gertrude.

by Snow Demon February 10, 2010

winter jam

The act of annoying your friend to the point of suicide.

We winter jammed Tanya all day today!

by WeloveTanya February 1, 2017

Winter goth

A person who dresses goth, but only in cool weather.

Person one: Hey, why's she dressed all preppy? I thought she was a goth.
Person two: Nah, she's just a winter goth.

by burgundyribbon September 14, 2009

Winter's Law

As a message board discussion over software - particularly sports simulations - grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Maximum Football or Daivd Winter approaches 1

Person One: "I bought this new game last night and it really stinks"
Person Two: "What's wrong with it?"
Person One: "It's full of bugs! It should have never been released!"
Person Three: "Sounds like Maximum Football"
Person Two: "Aha! Winter's Law!"

by Marauder's Mom September 9, 2009

decaying winter

decaying winter is a game on roblox played by only chads

person: wanna hop on decaying winter?
met: sure

by methampulation November 21, 2021

winter chub

a layer of fat gained on the stomach, legs, or arms from sitting around all winter doing nothing.

Person 1: Hey, let's go to the gym!

Person 2: Yeah, good idea, i gotta lose this winter chub for swimsuit season!

by anonymous10101010101010 June 24, 2009