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Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.
1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.
by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022
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Wifey

Synonym of a Hot wife. A word used by cuckold guys for their cuck queen. Also a BBC chaser.
If that dude's wifey had as many dicks sticking out of her, as she's had up in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
by Fooling Mon J July 30, 2020
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rinse the wifey

Yo fam, I’m going to rinse the wifey tonight
by Minicooper1996 December 13, 2017
mugGet the rinse the wifeymug.

Wifey Material

Maaike van Linschoten
Maaike van Linschoten is wifey material.
by Carla Strudel November 10, 2020
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Wifey Material

Sheeeeshhh Emily is wifey material
by adrianl September 30, 2021
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Wifey

Who do you want to wife?
Sadhbh Lynch, she is wifey man.
by George McCarthy April 12, 2020
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Wifey Dick

A dick you can happily fuck for the rest of your life
Damn he’s got a Wifey Dick”
by Charley33x June 21, 2022
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