wifey check

a cheating spouse learns the wherabouts of the other before making plans for an extramarital rendezvous This is always followed with a communication of some kind to let the other know all is well with me, I'm home, etc.

I did a wifey check and we are on for this evening.

by [e-mail] January 30, 2015

Wifey

Wifey:
A girl who is your best friend or a close friend and also whom you can trust with your life.

“She’s my wifey”

by _Profess_ October 19, 2018

wifey material

ana- she's like the hottest person ever, and she'll do anything to please you 🙇🏻 ♀️

bro i swear she's wifey material

by kaidouslittelwhore December 26, 2021

rinse the wifey

Spray sperm on your significant other

Yo fam, I’m going to rinse the wifey tonight

by Minicooper1996 December 13, 2017

mavericks for lifey wifey

When you in it w ur homie girl and u both be litttty af

Damn we mavericks for lifey wifey

by litttttyness September 20, 2017

smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.

"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!

by martymar April 16, 2011

Wifey Material

Emily Kavur

Have you seen Emily? She’s the definition of Wifey Material

by CallistoAU July 15, 2021