Shit Whistle

A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.

"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"

by Wrex, from The Normandy Crew March 05, 2013

Stink whistle

The butt hole

After a romantic dinner and some heavy petting to set the mood, I got down to business and tongue punched her in the Stink whistle

by themellonchef February 07, 2018

Dick Whistling

A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.

--- Dick Whistling ---

James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"

Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."

James - "Whoopsie doodles."

by Arble August 15, 2009

Shit Whistle

Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.

Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?

by Mighty Maxwell June 16, 2010

whistle-lisp

When you pronounce an "S" and you produce a whistling noise prompted by the attempt to say the "s."

I, Abbey, tend not to use words with the letter "s" in order to hide my whistle-lisp.

by Tdog, Puddlez December 22, 2011

Mudd Whistle

Another term used for a male or females anal, anus; poop chute or rectum.

Girl one: Hey, how was the weekend with Jonny?

Girl two: It was pretty bad, he tried to stick it in my Mudd Whistle.

Girl one: Oh my-

by mudd whistle, poop, shit, ass, September 12, 2010

Cock whistling

When you when you are trying to take a piss, but nothing comes out, so your cock starts to whistle

I was trying to take a piss, but when nothing came out, I started cock whistling

by Murklebobep February 27, 2015